Locker's NFL Stock Rising (Oh, and UW plays Oregon this week) 

Coming off a staggering coaching performance at ASU-- in which both Sarkheisel and Stinkeye Holt earned their millions with some brilliant last-minute playcalling-- Mutt Nation is left to wonder and debate about more important things, like Jesus Locker's NFL draft status. Against ASU, Sark had three timeouts with over a minute to play in the 4th, and instead of going for it, chose to lay down like a doped up UW co-ed on a 'date' with Jerramy Stevens instead of going for the win.  But even when going for the tie, Sark found a way to fark it up by throwing deep on 3rd down when he could have run out the clock into overtime.  So what did ASU do with the remaining ticks on the clock?  They made Holt's defense open up like Softy on his knees earning his press credentials from Sark, and scored a deep touchdown as time expired.  

 Amidst claims that the Oregon Ducks are overrated and lucky this season, the Huskies are themselves finding new and more diverse ways to motivate their opponents and alienate their fans this season, than last season's strategy of simply going winless.  

There was the unfounded whining about the officiating at the Notre Dame loss.  The "bowl bound" chest pounding after the USC game.  Holt's infamous "Kleenex Defense" versus Stanford's running game.   And now, the Locker NFL Watch taking the city by storm.  If they keep losing like they have over the last few weeks, soon they'll be talking about Nick Montana's draft status in 2015.  At least it will keep them busy.

 Oh, and they have a rivalry game this week against Oregon.  Not that anyone on Montlake much cares.

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• Y-m-d H:i:s | laffn-at-dawgs  - New member
  Just discovered your great website! I've despised the"dawgs" ever since the great DJ's "Dawgfather" era. Huskies-phoniest and most pretentious football program ever. Not the players, so much, as the stupid Husky Nation men- tality. Thanks, I've been wanting to say that for a long time.

• Y-m-d H:i:s | laffn-at-dawgs  - UW-UCLA
  UW-UCLA Pre-game Coaches’ Chit Chat Slick N hailing Great White Sark… Slick: “Dude, what’s with the shades? G. W.: “These? Oh, DJ had his Tower. I’ve got these- pretty awesome, huh!” Slick (snickering): “Whatever. Say…I bet I can spot you five TO and still win.” G. W.:”I…don’t think so” . Slick: “I’ll throw in my back-up, back-up QB against your NFL prospect.” G. W.; “You’re on!” Later…24-23 Slick (grinning): “No hard feellin’s. Hey, see ya next year. Double or nothing!” G. W. Sark (taking off shades and slapping forehead): “D’oh!” Please,Beavers, stick a fork in 'em!

• Y-m-d H:i:s | Anonymous
  We'll see in the crapple cup. Dawgs by 20+

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