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The Huskies have clinched yet another losing season for 2009, once again dashing bowl hopes and rose-colored dreams. In fact, it now establishes the Huskies has having the current longest bowl-free streak, sitting at seven consecutive years.   Over the past few weeks, the Huskies have dropped four in a row, including to bitter rival Oregon by 24, to bitter rival Slick Rick Neuheisal, and to bitter rival Beavers, in a game the Seattle Times said "just showed how far a gap there till is between the Huskies and a legitimate bowl contender."  Just as quickly as Jake "Put in Ronnie Fouch" Locker became the NFL's darling de jour, his stock has taken a recent beating while his team suffers at his hands.  Having thrown six interceptions over the past four games and rushing for 18 net yards over the same period, he's truly establshed himself as less like Tim Tebow and more like fellow blurry-eyed Husky Tim Lincecum.  At least Lincecum, who was recently caught redhanded with the illegal drugs, can still throw a strike.  Locker's balls are farther off target than a Hugh Milllen game prediction.Â
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So now the privledged Huskies take their second bye week, before facing the (non-rival) Washington State Cougars on November 28th, and closing it out against Cal the following week.  Bye number two will give them a nice chance to watch how a fellow-Husky alum such as Jim Mora can manage to destroy a proud franchise.  Mora's "leadership" has led the region's beloved Seahawks into the gutter with Mutts.  He's managed to do this by accumulating Husky alumni every chance he gets.  First with "I'm gonna need a" Lawyer Malloy, Luis Rankin "Last," and some schmuck named "Roy Lewis (CB)."  It's obviously a Tyee conspiracy to destroy the Seahawks in the hopes of purchasing Qwest Field with their billions in reserves, since the state doesn't seem to be inclined to hand out stadium-welfare to a college football program who has been found guilty of gambling, recruiting violations, drug abuse (both performance enhancing and recreational) and violent misogyny.  What, Husky Fans Worry?  Of course not, they're too busy buying "Bark for Sark" bumper stickers and making illegal contact to high-school junior football recruits to trouble themselves with something like the state economy. If ignorance is bliss, it must be heavenly to be a Husky.Â
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