The Huskies have clinched yet another losing season for 2009, once again dashing bowl hopes and rose-colored dreams. In fact, it now establishes the Huskies has having the current longest bowl-free streak, sitting at seven consecutive years.  

 Over the past few weeks, the Huskies have dropped four in a row, including to bitter rival Oregon by 24, to bitter rival Slick Rick Neuheisal, and to bitter rival Beavers, in a game the Seattle Times said "just showed how far a gap there till is between the Huskies and a legitimate bowl contender."

 Just as quickly as Jake "Put in Ronnie Fouch" Locker became the NFL's darling de jour, his stock has taken a recent beating while his team suffers at his hands.  Having thrown six interceptions over the past four games and rushing for 18 net yards over the same period, he's truly establshed himself as less like Tim Tebow and more like fellow blurry-eyed Husky Tim Lincecum.  At least Lincecum, who was recently caught redhanded with the illegal drugs, can still throw a strike.  Locker's balls are farther off target than a Hugh Milllen game prediction. 

So now the privledged Huskies take their second bye week, before facing the (non-rival) Washington State Cougars on November 28th, and closing it out against Cal the following week.  Bye number two will give them a nice chance to watch how a fellow-Husky alum such as Jim Mora can manage to destroy a proud franchise.  Mora's "leadership" has led the region's beloved Seahawks into the gutter with Mutts.  He's managed to do this by accumulating Husky alumni every chance he gets.  First with "I'm gonna need a" Lawyer Malloy, Luis Rankin "Last," and some schmuck named "Roy Lewis (CB)."  

It's obviously a Tyee conspiracy to destroy the Seahawks in the hopes of purchasing Qwest Field with their billions in reserves, since the state doesn't seem to be inclined to hand out stadium-welfare to a college football program who has been found guilty of gambling, recruiting violations, drug abuse (both performance enhancing and recreational) and violent misogyny.  

What, Husky Fans Worry?  Of course not, they're too busy buying "Bark for Sark" bumper stickers and making illegal contact to high-school junior football recruits to trouble themselves with something like the state economy. 

If ignorance is bliss, it must be heavenly to be a Husky. 

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Comments (4)

• Y-m-d H:i:s | Anonymous
  Awesome and well-written. Go Cougs!

• Y-m-d H:i:s | Anonymous
  Wow....in the midst of a likely 1-11 season, all you can do is look across the state and point out the shortcomings of our program? It sounds like you guys hate us more than you love your own team. Very sad and very classless. I root for the Cougs every game except for the Apple Cup. I hope all the hating makes you fools happy.

• Y-m-d H:i:s | Anonymous
  This isn't a website about any team other than the Huskies. Deal with it.

• Y-m-d H:i:s | Anonymous
  wow you write a comment on the huskies suck website and have a sore butt about it.... it's what sports are about. rivalries and talking smack thats what its all about... its not just another rivalry. but even though you have nothing to back yourselves up with in the last 10 years, not baseball, basketball or football, your still superior.

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