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Locker to NFL: "I'm Bigger Than You"
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"Jake Locker announced today that he would forgo his Senior season at the UW in order to enter the NFL Draft, where he was projected to be the number one overall selection.  This move was widely accepted, considering the parameters at play:  Locker's draft stock has nowhere to go but down, the NFL's collective bargaining agreement expires and will be renegotiated soon, ensuring that next year's class won't get the same guaranteed money as the 2010 class, the additional year of earning power, the time-value of safely-invested money, and the more obvious risk of injury or under performance.  
 
"All in all, it was a rare case of a smart and reasoned move by a Husky and one which any objective observer would have to commend him on, including those of us here at HuskiesSuck.com."
 
That's how this post was supposed to read.  That's what it would've said in the world where up is up and 1+1=2.  But over on Montlake, the drugs they are smoking doesn't let them use logic and rational thought to make intelligent decisions.
 
So instead, it reads like this:
 
"WTF?  Jake Locker announced today that he would forgo play out his Senior season at the UW in order to enter the NFL Draft endure another losing season, where he was projected to be the number one overall selection an under-performing disappointment.  This move was widely accepted mocked and chided, considering the parameters at play:  
Locker's draft stock has nowhere to go but down, the NFL's collective bargaining agreement expires and will be renegotiated soon, ensuring that next year's class won't get the same guaranteed money as the 2010 class, the additional year of earning power, the time-value of safely-invested money, and the more obvious risk of injury or under performance.  I mean, seriously, WTF?
 
"All in all, it was a rare typical case of a smart and reasoned foolish and naive move by a Husky and one which any objective observer would have to commend him on pity him for, including those of us here at HuskiesSuck.com."
 
 
In this move, Locker embodies the arrogance of the University of Washington.  Locker decided that he'd rather Bark for Sark rather than play in the most prestigious professional sports league in the world.  He decided that he's too important to be bothered by the jeopardies facing rookies under the new CBA.  That he's above the natural law of risk (despite his fequent appearances on the injury report) and that he's so darn special that he can't possibly get hurt and ruin his career.  He's decided that he's bigger than the NFL itself.  Bigger than the league that alone fosters interest in the game he plays, that will potentially keep him from working at a Wendys after he graduates.  Locker just "big-time'd" the NFL, and for what?  More opportunities to continue to be the "solidified loser who's selfish actions cost his team" that he is. 
 
What possible reasons could there be for making such a stupid, risky decision?  What does it take for a person to make such a decision without regard to its consequences?  
 
Generally, those types of decisions are made by people who follow their heart rather than their mind.  People for whom the connection of a personal relationship transcends material things like money.  People who are normally reasonable people but under the durress of the most powerful of human emotions-- love-- make decisions with their body that their mind's can't justify.
 
 
 
People who share a special relationship with a special lady... like Jake and his mom.
  
 
 
 
 
Comments (13)
  • Anonymous
    Haha! Someone sounds a little bitter after a 30-0 Apple Cup pounding by Montlake Jake!
  • Anonymous
    "What possible reasons could there be for making such a stupid, risky decision?" He isn't 100% concerned about money, and decided to stay loyal to his team and fans, something cougar fans can only dream of. Cougs just mad that they're gonna be 0-12 and jake gonna be stylin on them all year long
  • Anonymous
    I am going to laugh come December 4th, 2010 when Montlake Jake goes for over 300 passing and 100 rushing.. shutting out the cougs again...
  • Anonymous
    ur so dumb. his draft stock waz goin nothing but up. he was gona be a top 5 pick had he gone. u faggots r such haters, u had to make a website to make u feel better cuz u faggots suck dick.
  • annoymous
    really suck dick? ya u would be thinking of that and wtf u would go on this website! lol hahahah dumbass haha get a life and montlake jake? homo just like jake locker.... O-V-E-R-A-T-E-D
  • James Silberman
    You are making fun of him staying because you are so mad that you have to play against him for another year! HA POTHEIC!!! Locker For Heisman '10
  • Jake Richards
    He is a loyal Husky and wants to finish what he started here at the UW! He actually cares about the team, not the money at the next level! But you cougars wouldn't know anything about loyalty to your team.
  • Damen Diaz
    I am a cougar fan and I wish we had guys like Locker. He is that good but also is a team player. He is staying because money doesnt matter to him. This article is talking like all you are supposed to care about is how high you get drafted! But it doesnt matter! If you take another year to polish your skills, in the long run you will be a better player and make more money!
  • anoynomus
    0-12? didnt that happen to you guyz ? haha yea LOL hahahahahahaha u guys r making fun of ur selfs an why r u guys on here this isnt the huskies web site honestly i think huskie fans are whinners because i have a facebook and im friends with softy mahler and all of the huskie fans go on there and complain like little girls and they have horrible jokes... and they said uw was going 0-12 hahaha they have said that forn the past 2 years and in the past 2 years for combined wins....is'nt like 5 wins? haha...so dont talk smack when ur team sucks and if u guys had any balls you would challenge the FLORIDA GATORS! but you guys r to pussy's to challenege them cuz ur afraid u will get embarrased..again ok cougs sucked this year but honestly talking smack that you beat us? ummmmm ur dumb u shutout a 1-11 football team thats not really and accomplishment congrats to the ONLY TEAM IN THE PAC 10 TO GO 0-12 THE WASHINGTON HUSKIES! HONESTLY JAKE LOCKER IS GOOD....BUT THE HUSKIES SUCK THATS THE ONLY REAASON UR GOOD..PUT IN UR BACK UP AND UR NOTHING..THATS WHY YOU GUYS WERE CHANTING 1 MORE YEAR BECAUSE UR AFARAID U WILL GO 0-12 AGAIN..HAHA AND BTW ALEX BRINK IS BETTER THAN JAKE LOCKER IN ALEX BRINK'S LAST APPLE CUP HE PLAYED AGANIST LOCKER AND WSU WON AND DONT SAY CRAP BECAUSE HE HAD A CHANCE BUT HE BLEW IT AND THREW AND INNTERCEPTION TO ALFONZO JACKSON
  • Anonymous
    "0-12? didnt that happen to you guyz ? haha yea LOL hahahahahahaha u guys r making fun of ur selfs an why r u guys on here this isnt the huskies web site honestly i think huskie fans are whinners because i have a facebook" implying a win over SMU counts as a win
  • Anonymous
    "really suck dick? ya u would be thinking of that and wtf u would go on this website! lol hahahah dumbass haha get a life and montlake jake? homo just like jake locker.... O-V-E-R-A-T-E-D" He may be overrated, but it doesnt take away from the fact that you're just mad that he styled all over the cougars
  • Anonymous
    yea i saw a link on yahoo for this web site. decided to check it out. u kno wat? i gotta give it to u guys. u fruitcakes have to lie to make urselves feel good. and oooohh congradulations oregon. u finaly beat uw in basketball. after a year of laughter, u guys said it. all good things come to an end. EAT DAWG SHIT HATERS!!!
  • Anonymous
    1. At least we have a quarterback (lololol tuel, lobsterclaw, and lopina). And at least our quarterback has the chance to go the NFL 2. 30 - 0? 3. Yes we have 5 wins in 2 years. How many do the cougs have? 4. I'm pretty sure we trashed you guys and your bitch klay thompson at basketball as well 5. Huskies > Cougs at absolutely everything (well i mean you guys do have that vet school. congrats there's a point for you :))
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