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Huskies Thwarted by Squirrel
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These days, it seems there's nothing too feeble for the Huskies.  The official mascot, "Spirit the Dawg," has injured itself in a duel with a squirrel.  Ever see a Cougar lose such a battle?
 
The Seattle Times writes: 
 
A spokesman explained that Spirit, an Alaskan Malamute, was injured while apparently chasing a squirrel and then stepping into a hole. Spirit will not attend today's game against BYU, and it is unclear how long he will be sidelined. 
 
 
Any chance this mutt, like all other fans of the team this season, just decided it has better things to do with its Saturday? 
 
 
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Huskies Cower to Cougars
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BYU Cougars To Deliver Dawgs First of Two 2008 Coug Wins

 

BYU enters Seattle on Saturday, in a "Marquee Match-Up" according to the Davey O'Brien Award, looking to hand the mutts the first of two losses to Cougar teams they'll receive this season. #15 BYU features QB Max Hall, who like the The Jake of Montlake Locker is on the O'Brien watch list for 2008.

Here's how they both fared in week 1:

Hall:  34-41, 486 yds, 2 TD, 1 TD rushing

Locker: 12-28, 103 yds, 0 TD, 3 sacks

 

It should be a great game... if you like blowouts.

Other news this week?  Huskies coaches found ways to make excuses for last week's performance, including this gem of an excuse for why the UW doesn't practice tackling:

"You don't see our military, they don't shoot each other before they go to war." - Defensive coordinator, Ed Donatell, on why the Huskies don't practice tackling

Ty-rage reached a new all-time high, as fans of The Purple, in classic form, debated about which other team they should follow this season, now that their season is over.  Meanwhile those same fans still found time to make inappropriate religious attacks against this week's opponent.

 

 

 
Huskies Proud to be Minor League Program
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Following their efforts to recruit a new wide receiver, the Huskies have on their current squad a washed out minor league baseball player playing as a defensive back.

Tripper Johnson, a .270 hitter for a single A affiliate of the Pirates, bounced around in the minors for eight seasons before deciding his minor-league skills were better suited as a player for the Huskies, in a different sport than the one he had expiereince with.

Read more about the old guy...
 
Paging Fraiser Crane
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The Fuskies are looking for a shrink. They're going to need it to help them cope with all the losing this season.

 

 

 
Huskies Got an AP Vote?
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In the truth-is-stranger-than-fiction dept, the Huskies have acutally received a vote in the preseason polls. Serioulsy-- this is not one of our fake news articles. Some ACC reporter is behind the travesty, becuause he believes that "they were better than their 4-9 record last season," but recognizes he's out on a limb:

"I'm the only voter in the AP or USA Today polls who thinks the Huskies will be worth more than a wooden nickel."

So what kind of a deuchebag would vote for the Huskies in 2008? Only the same deuchebag that was the last AP voter to have them on the ballots last season.

Thinking the guy must be on crack? Well... he might be: after all, this is the guy we're talking about here:

Deuchebag

...Yeah. Looks something like Lou Farigno after a night of coking it up with Mick Fleetwood at Studio 54.

Read for yourself what Mr Giglio has to say for himself.

 

 
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