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HuskiesSuck.com: Husky Jokes and Apple Cup Jokes
Quick hit one-liners of all types, showing that the Fuskies are alwasy the runt of the litter.
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1 Q: How do you know when an Husky has done a crossword puzzle?
2 How many Fuskies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
3 Q: Did you hear about the skeleton they found in a closet in one of the dorms at UW?
4 Q: What do they call a good looking girl on the UW campus?
5 Q: Did you hear about the power outage at the UW library?
6 Q: Why don't they have any ice at UW?
7 Q: What do you call an Husky with 100 girlfriends?
8 Q: How does a Fuskie cheerleader turn on the light after sex?
9 Q: What do you call a Fuskie cheerleader on a waterbed?
10 Q: What does Husky football prepare a young man for?
11 Q: Why do flies have wings?
12 Q: What's the best selling douche at UW?
13 Q. What's the best selling toilet paper at UW?
14 What's an Husky's idea of foreplay?
15 Q: What do you have if three Huskies are buried up to their necks in cement?
16 Q: Why did the Husky get rid of his freezer?
17 Q: What do you call a female Husky who takes birth control pills?
18 Q: Why was the Husky so mad when a thief mugged him and stole his books?
19 Q: Why are rectal thermometers banned at UW?
20 Q: What do you call an Husky driving a Rolls Royce?
 
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