| A visiting professor at UW was giving a seminar on the supernatural... |
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| A visiting professor at UW was giving a seminar on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asked: "How many people here believe in ghosts?" All the students raised their hands. "Well that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost? "About 40 students raised their hands. "That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?" 15 students raised their hands. "That's a great response. Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" 3 students raised their hands. "That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question further ... have any of you ever made love to a ghost?" One student in the back raised his hand. The professor was astonished. He took off glasses, stepped back, and said, "Son, in all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience." The student in the back stood up and headed for the podium. The professor said, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a Ghost." The student replied, "Ghost?!? I thought you said 'goat!' " |
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