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There was once a Cougar and an Husky who lived next door to each other... |
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There was once a Cougar and an Husky who lived next door to each other. The Cougar owned a hen and each morning would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen's eggs for breakfast. One day he looked into his garden and saw that the hen had laid an egg in the Husky's garden. He was about to go next door when he saw the Husky pick up the egg. The Cougar ran up to the Husky and told him that the egg belonged to him because he owned the hen. The Husky disagreed because the egg was laid on his property.
They argued for a while until finally the Cougar said, "In my family we normally solve disputes by the following actions: I kick you in the balls and time how long it takes you to get back up, then you kick me in the balls and time how long it takes for me to get up. Whoever gets up quicker wins the egg."
The Husky agreed to this and so the Cougar found his heaviest pair of boots and put them on, he took a few steps back, then ran toward the Husky and kicked as hard as he could in the balls. The Husky fell to the floor clutching his nuts and
howling in agony for 30 minutes.
Eventually the Husky stood up and said, "Now it's my turn to kick you."
The Cougar said, "Keep the egg."
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