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A truck driver used to amuse himself by running over Huskies... |
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A truck driver used to amuse himself by running over Huskies he would see walking down the side of the road. Every time he would see an Husky walking along the road, he would swerve to hit him, and there would be a loud 'THUMP' and then he would swerve back onto the road. One day, as the truck driver was driving along he saw a priest. He thought he would do a good deed and pulled the truck over.
He asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?"
"I'm going to the church 5 miles down the road," replied the priest.
"No problem, Father! I'll give you a lift. Climb in the truck."
The happy priest climbed into the passenger seat and the truck driver continued down the road. Suddenly the truck driver saw an Husky walking down the road and instinctively he swerved to hit him. But then he remembered there was a priest in the truck with him, so at the last minute he swerved back away, narrowly missing the Husky. However, even though he was certain he missed the Husky, he still heard a loud 'THUD.' Not understanding where the noise came from he glanced in his mirrors and when he didn't see anything, he turned to the priest and
said, "I'm sorry Father. I almost hit that Husky."
"That's okay," replied the priest. "I got him with the door!"
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