| A professor at UW had given the class an assignment... |
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| A professor at UW had given the class an assignment. He stresses the importance of this particular assignment, and that no excuses will be accepted except illness (with a medical certificate) or a death in the immediate family (with a death certificate). A smart-ass Huskie student pipes up, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion, sir?" The class breaks up laughing, and when they settle down the professor responds with, "Well, I guess you'll have to learn to write with your other hand." Why did the Husky get fired from the M&M plant as a quality control inspector? He kept throwing out all the W&W's! |