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Saturday, 06 September 2008 14:22

Jake Locker's Touchdown Dance

After a game in which the UW Huskies received lucky break after lucky break, the would-be heroics of Jake "Happy Feet" Locker were undone by his own clownish, immature touchdown dance.

After scoring a rushing touchdown in the final seconds of the game to pull his team within one point, Crazylegs Locker decided to toss the ball sky-high before engaging in some kind of a breakdancing celebration.  The penalty, levied upon Locker for discarding the ball 15 yards into the air before his dance, led to a widespread purple haze of outrage by love-scorned commentators who had their dreams of heroic and historic actions dashed by the insufferable Locker.

Locker proved once again that he is both a wildly overrated as a quarterback, as he was missing wide open downfield targets all afternoon, and a solidified loser who's selfish actions cost his team the chance to play for overtime.

The rest of the game, despite what the Honk commentators would have you believe, was dominated by BYU despite some unlucky breaks.  Locker again completed  less than 55% of his passes, finishing 17-34 for 204 yards, compared to legitimate QB Max Hall who completed 30-41 for 340 yards. 

Hall had zero game-losing unsportsmanlike like penalties to Locker's one.

 

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  • Y-m-d H:i:s | coogs suck worse  - coogs rule
    Man, the way we a scholing the Bears the mighty coogs may just go to another rose bowl and lose like gasser and leaf did coogs stink
  • Y-m-d H:i:s | 19coog99  - I am a jackass
    My name is 19coog99 and I am a complete jackass. my team just lost 66-3 and I am still flaming what a flamer I am
  • Y-m-d H:i:s | Anonymous
    hahah. sky high, you'd think that, saying your quaterback can't find the endzone. and also can't throw the ball into the air. jake looked good today.
  • Y-m-d H:i:s | Dying breed  - honestly?
    honestly? this is the funniest article yet. surely after watching your team get railed 66-3 by an overrated cal team, the coug fan running this site would be a little more humble. i dont really know how you can call jake locker immature when half of your team has been arrested in the past 8 months. at least he isnt putting alcohol in teammates contacts. I also dont know why you called him overrated as a quarterback when it really isnt old news that he isnt any good throwing the ball, it really isnt any secret. Penalty, celebration after the touchdown........ at least he kept his team in the game long enough to have a chance to win. nothing like being out of the game within a few minutes. and also to your last remark, the last penalty of the game was a true excessive celebration penalty on the entire byu bench, and i am sure hall was part of the mob that ran out of the field.
  • Y-m-d H:i:s | Tracie  - Site Problem
    First of all...Go Cougs! Also, don't the dog fans who've written comments have anything better to do then harass us on our site? Oh yeah, I have to remember that the great majority of doggie "fans" aren't actually students or alum of uw but rather residents of Western Washington who think proximity to the dog house automatically makes them dogs. Can't they find anything better to latch onto? Growing up in Bellevue, I can proudly say that I NEVER incorporated myself into that place! None the less, I just have one question about this site. Why are there ANY links to ANY dog stuff? This is, and should be, a dog free zone. Thank you. Keep up the good work and Go Cougs!
  • Y-m-d H:i:s | Lord Cougabus  - We both stink
    Man, I hate the Huskies and always will. But boy are the Cougs awful this year. When oh when will they score some points??????? Offence non-existant, defence non-existant. Bring back the glory years of 2002 or '88. Ol' Butch T. is one sad cat lately...
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