|Celebrate: Good Times!|
|Written by Huskies Suck Dot Com|
|Saturday, 06 September 2008 14:22|
After a game in which the UW Huskies received lucky break after lucky break, the would-be heroics of Jake "Happy Feet" Locker were undone by his own clownish, immature touchdown dance.
After scoring a rushing touchdown in the final seconds of the game to pull his team within one point, Crazylegs Locker decided to toss the ball sky-high before engaging in some kind of a breakdancing celebration. The penalty, levied upon Locker for discarding the ball 15 yards into the air before his dance, led to a widespread purple haze of outrage by love-scorned commentators who had their dreams of heroic and historic actions dashed by the insufferable Locker.
Locker proved once again that he is both a wildly overrated as a quarterback, as he was missing wide open downfield targets all afternoon, and a solidified loser who's selfish actions cost his team the chance to play for overtime.
The rest of the game, despite what the Honk commentators would have you believe, was dominated by BYU despite some unlucky breaks. Locker again completed less than 55% of his passes, finishing 17-34 for 204 yards, compared to legitimate QB Max Hall who completed 30-41 for 340 yards.
Hall had zero game-losing unsportsmanlike like penalties to Locker's one.
|Last Updated ( Saturday, 06 September 2008 15:10 )|