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Written by Huskies Suck Dot Com
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Monday, 07 January 2008 16:00 |
Husky Fans Open EyesIn a startling and rare occasion of Husky fans calling it like it is, thousands of UW and BCC alumni and hangers-on emailed University of Washington president Mark Emmert last fall in an attempt to stop sucking, the Seattle Times reports. In their candid emails to Emmert, Husky fans lifted their delusional veil of arrogance for a brief moment in order to...
craft a persuasive argument that they do, in fact, suck-- so horribly, in fact, that the incumbent leadership should be removed.
Excerpts from the minds of Husky "fans"
This highly unusual expression of self-doubt from the traditionally arrogant and myopic Husky fans is unprecedented. Yet, their whiney pathetic rants provided a surprisingly accurate reflection of the current state of Husky athletics. Some choice selections:
"My alma mater is not serious about winning football games."
"My UW gear has to go into hiding."
"My hope is gone."
[This is a] "program that is going nowhere fast."
[The Huskies] "made me hate life damn near every Saturday over the past 3 years of the football season."
"Think like a loser, play like a loser."
[Tyrone] "Losingham"
"As soon as they changed the uniform colors to a soft purple and gold, attitude has been very soft."
"Husky Saturdays are days of sadness"
"Get the hell out and don't ever come back!!!!"
"This program is dead"
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Last Updated ( Sunday, 10 August 2008 10:27 )
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