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Written by Huskies Suck Dot Com
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Friday, 04 January 2008 16:00 |
Cougs Sexpeat as Husky Dreams Shattered... Again
The lavender-clad "Marys of Montlake" lost their sixth straight basketball game to the Washington State Cougars on January 5th, moving the Huskies into a competitive race for last place in the Pac-10. Jon "Brick"-man lived up to his moniker by missing a critical free throw with 28 seconds remaining, and with a second chance to redeem himself missed on a short jumper from the key.
It is rumored that Ty Willingham may be...
acting as free-throw coach for the Huskies, who's lack of fundamentals led them to hit only 5 of 13 from the free throw line. "It's not like free throws are actually free," said one Fuskies player. "They got their hands all up in my peripheral field of vision." 
Arron Baynes asks Jon Brockman to name his father
As the loss became more probable, Husky fans had high expectations that Jake "Sports Jesus" Locker would rise and emerge from the ridiculously oversized "W" at center court, bearing symbolic gifts of lavender and NIT tickets for coach Lo Ro, and that He would miraculously lead the team to victory, saving them from yet another loss at the hands of their rival. Alas, this did not happen, much as it did not happen during the football Apple Cup.
The well-known autumn echoes ringing the excuse-heavy cries of "we're a basketball school," have lately changed to "we're a women's softball and crew school" since the excuses cannot look to success in any major sport as a reason for failure in the sport at hand. The Fuskies have lost three of the last four football Apple Cups, on their way to yet another 9 loss season.
Jesus Locker could not be reached for comment.
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Last Updated ( Sunday, 10 August 2008 10:27 )
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