Brink Dominates Locker in (yawn) Another WSU Win

Jake "Our Lord and Savior" Locker proved he was a genuine purple-blooded Mutt as he could not do enough to muster a win against the mighty Cougars of Washington State.

Despite legions of fanboys annointing Locker as The One, and making claims of what they call "Locker-ocity" such as freeing the slaves and inventing the cotton gin, Jake "Casey Paus Lite" Locker proved himself as a true Fusky and threw an embarassing interception on a critical play in the waning moments of the 100th Apple Cup-- a series that has been dominated by the Cougars of late.

The Fuskies have lost three of the last four Apple Cups, on their way to yet another 9 loss season.

Long live the Jake Locker Era: 0-1 in Apple Cups
 

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