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Written by Huskies Suck Dot Com
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Saturday, 10 November 2007 09:58 |
100 Years of SuckingÂ
Husky fans rejoiced this week as another season of unabashed sucking drew to a close. This season's embarrasment of embarrasments was highlighted by yet another season without a bowl game, yet another season of calling for a coaching change, losses to the complete states of both Oregon and Arizona, gay-looking throwback uniforms, and of course, "The Savior."
Jake "The Savior" Locker caused
 more Huskies to prematurely cream their shorts than a flirty sheep on pledge day. Locker's excellence was unmatched, as Locker, according to Husky fans, put up numbers that should have him in the lead for the Heisman Award, Maxwell Award, Lombardi Award, and the Outland Trophy. He is also said to have walked on water and freed his teammates from eternal damnation.
Husky Pride
Locker, also known as the "Spencer Hawes of Football," is certain to lead his team to the same type of glory as Hawes, and is just as likely to bail on them at the first whiff of enough cash to buy a new Camaro (likely from Billy Joe Hobert's Chevy dealership in Auburn). Husky fans held their breath when Locker was tapped on the head and carted off the field, and held their gag reflexes as they continued to fellatiate him anyway.
Just as the season started with the annual "Return To Excellence Gala" and "Bowl-Game-Bound Bash," the Huskies kept with tradition and topped it all off with the annual "Fire the Coach Festival." It truly was another wonderful season for Husky Football! Go Dogs!
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Last Updated ( Sunday, 10 August 2008 10:08 )
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