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Written by Huskies Suck Dot Com   
Friday, 24 November 2006 16:00

Huskies Severely Injured Patting Selves on Back

Legions of Huskies and Husky fans were severely injured on Saturday after ackwardly patting themselves on the back for comming out with more points scored in a game that they didn't actually win.

Never actually driving down the field, and getting away with  numerous non-calls and other bullshit calls by the always brilliant Pac-10 officiating staff, the Huskies managed to pull points out of their ass in the same way a hobo pulls $100 bills out of his pee-hole.


Husky QB SheLicks Sweetcheecks gloats with a
man-meat stick after an undeserved win


The widespread injuries occured after unprecedanted gloating on this day, as the best Husky team in three whole years barfed together more points than the obviously superior Washington State University Cougars team.


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