Huskies Make Historically Poor Opponent Look Good

The Huskies renewed their long-running relationship with embarrasment, humility, and terrible football by losing to the team the Seattle Times called "one of the worst teams in Pac-10 history." Apparently the Huskies wanted to retain that title for themselves, and their own historically bad teams of the last several years.

Saturday's display was consistant with the proud Husky tradition of...  losing football games after predicitions of greatness and bowl game glory. This is a theme that had been repeated the over the previous five weeks of humiliating losses.

An unidentified Husky quarterback just wants the pain to end


Offensively, the Huskies' "talent" position players and offensive gameplan worked about as well as wiping one's ass with a porcupine. The Husky offensive line, known as "The Piglets," impressed the top recruits that were in attendance in the way they protected their quarterback.

It's something they've been doing all season, and has led to the first, second, third, and fourth string quarterbacks being injured. Having depleated their quarterback "talent" pool, the Huskies will have to scramble to find a player in time for the Apple Cup. Next in the sacrificial line of quarterbacks is Francis Dunmopper, a second-seat oboe player in the Husky marching band.

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