Ty Willingham, known as Hilari-Ty Grin-ingham to his prankster pals, is a new force to be reckoned with on the Ewe Dub campus. Known as one of the nation's best at the recreational sport of "zinging," "slamming," "burning," or "snapping," in which advisories trade witty barbs followed by a clever play on words incorporating one of the aforementioned verbs, Willingham's loose demeanor will be a welcome addition to the stuffy Montlake campus. Word of Willingham's prowess as a prankster has reached campus as well, attributing such legendary pranks as the "Beef ain't Meat" hoax, "Dirty Little Kitten" prank, and the historic "Franklin's Watermelon." Not everyone could be convinced of Willingham's lovable demeanor, however. Tyee Club chair-person Snooty McChortle said, "pardon my French, but Willingham is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond. Ha-Muph Muph Muph!"
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