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Huskies Redefine Sucking PDF Print E-mail
Written by Huskies Suck Dot Com   
Tuesday, 30 November 2004 16:00

Most observers of Northwest football didn't think it was possible for the Huskies to suck more than their pompous arrogance and lawbreaking behavior have traditionally sucked. But 2004 was a season of firsts for the Huskies, as the literally redefined what it means to suck. This was not a season... where they squeezed out a stinker of a year, but rather one where it appeared they had overdosed on laxatives when administering this foul display, effortlessly intertwining flashes of clumsiness, carelessness, un-athletic abilities, stupid decisions, and lack of will. This was the season the Huskies have deserved all along, the one that should have reminded them that Dawg crap has never smelled like roses.

 


Flabby, impotent coach Keith Gilbertson was not available for comment.
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