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Ted Miller to Dedicate New Memorial PDF Print E-mail
Written by Huskies Suck Dot Com   
Saturday, 27 November 2004 16:00
Local clown and humorist Ted Miller, who is syndicated in a national joke column focused on the Pac-10, will today dedicate the new memorial in the center of the UW campus: the Keith Gilbertson "Pity Pot." The newly bronzed pity pot, which will be retired after the season, has seen heavy use by Huskies and local hacks like Miller for over 11 years, since the Huskies were convicted on countless violations of NCAA rules. The subsequent punishment has been used as an excuse for every loss since, except for a handful of games this season during which Coach Keith "Grimace" Gilbertson's slovenly appearance was blamed.

For breaking the spell of woebegone Tyee members, the booster club commissioned the bronzing of the Pity Pot, which will stand in Red Square, so that future generations of Huskies will be able to make excuses for evermore.
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