| New Mythology Class Focuses on Football |
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| Written by Huskies Suck Dot Com |
| Friday, 19 November 2004 16:00 |
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"Mythology 1991," a new course being offered this Fall, is being hailed as the finest new course to hit campus since "Fish 101". The class focuses on modern day mythology surrounding the Husky football team, such as the Mythical National Championship, a tall tale which was later downsized to the more believable Mythical Northwest Championship. The tale tells of a magical team, led by the gallant man-giant "James of Poulsbo," who led the team to glory and fame in ancient times before scholarship limits. History tells a different story, however, revealing that "Donald James" was actually a well-known cheater, who built his teams by hiring mercenaries such as "Billy Joe the Camaro." Furthermore, James greatest accomplishment never even happened, as the tale of the 1991 season reveals that the Hurricanes of Miami were the National Champions. History also shows that when James got his hand caught in the cookie jar, he went to sit on the famed UW Pity Pot and quit football forever. |
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