| Fuskies Guilty: ...of Hilarity! |
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| Written by Huskies Suck Dot Com |
| Wednesday, 17 November 2004 16:00 |
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The Fuskies were once again the clever conspirators behind hilarious drunken pranks, campus police reported early Sunday morning. "Yeah, lets see, we had a smashed car window, a couple of date rapes, some drunken falls, and more than a few street brawls," said Ewe Dub Campus Sheriff Shruggy McOthercheek. "It was the funniest thing I've seen all season!" Fusky athletes have earned a reputation as the most hilarious group of crime-oriented pranksters in the nation. Their legendary exploits were so humorous as to spawn two television shows based on the same premise. (COPS is now in its 12th year, and the show 'Jackass' became a major film release in 2002). Fusky lawyers work very closely with local prosecutors, to prevent convictions that might interfere with the athlete's performances between the lines. "When we've really got it going," said prosecutor Norm McLetemwalk, "the press won't even hear about it. Most of the really funny stuff never makes the papers." Jeremey Stevens could not be reached for comment. More. |
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